"Jesus Wore Sandals" Parody T-Shirt

Pull no punches with the “Jesus Wore Sandals” Parody T-Shirt — a tongue-in-cheek remix of pop-culture and modern-day megachurch theatrics. It’s bold, it’s cheeky, and it’s guaranteed to spark a smirk (or a full-blown sermon) wherever you go. Built from premium organic cotton, this shirt pairs satire with comfort so you can rep your sense of humour without sacrificing quality.
Whether you’re into parody, commentary, or just love a good crack-up tee, this one hits the sweet spot.
Features:
100% organic combed ring-spun cotton
Fabric weight: 5.3 oz./yd² (180 g/m²)
Regular fit
Set-in sleeves
1×1 rib at collar
Double-needle topstitch on sleeves and bottom hem
Self-fabric neck tape inside back
Fabric certified by GOTS, GRS, and OCS
Blank product sourced from Bangladesh
Why you’ll love it:
Bold parody graphic that lands without crossing the line
Soft, breathable organic cotton for all-day comfort
Clean, everyday fit that suits any wardrobe
On-demand production means less waste and more sustainability
Pro Tip:
Pair with jeans or cargos and let the shirt do the heavy lifting. Ideal for parties, gigs, or any moment that needs a little harmless chaos.